Movie Review - Bumblebee

 

I was a big fan of Transformers in the 80s, and I've been waiting for a movie that was true to the original cartoon to be released. That day finally came.

Bumblebee is a 2018 science fiction action film based on the Transformers toyline and cartoon series. It is rated PG-13 for mild violence and is appropriate for most ages.

The Good

Transformers Designs. The filmmakers did an excellent job capturing the look of the original toys. I almost cried I was so happy. Why couldn't they have done this 4 films earlier? They looked awesome!

Transformers Action. The film did a great job capturing the movement, transformation, and action of the cartoon. I loved classic Soundwave and Ravage! And Optimus Prime as a semi looked just like the toy.

80s Nostalgia. This movie takes place in the 80s with a lot of 80s music, fashion, film, and other references. Even the pacing and story turns felt very 80s.

Opening Scene. The opening scene looks like it came straight from my imagination. It was everything I could want in a Transformer movie.

The Bad

Charlie. Charlie is the main character, and she is so blah and unlikeable. The main story is her coping with the loss of her dad and trying to move on. The idea was good, but so poorly executed.

Story. The story was weak. It was boring, uninteresting, and uninspired. I wished I had a remote to cue to the next battle scene.

What I Would Like to Have Seen

I wish there had been more Transformer action. The main story was pretty dull and bland. The action scenes on Cybertron were amazing.

Overall

Bumblebee is the Transformer movie fans have been waiting for for three decades. The Transformer designs and action look like they came straight out of the cartoon. Why couldn't the first four movies look like this? The opening scene looks like it came straight from my imagination. Unfortunately, the story and human characters were boring. I give this film 3.5 out of 5 boxes of popcorn.

   

Movie Review - Transformers 4: Age of Extinction

One Line Summary: "Transformers 4 felt like a low budget scifi flick from the 50s where some terrible threat from outer space crashes near a town, the army is called out to fight it, and the cast over acts leaving no question why they only appear in B flicks."

I've been a Transformers fan since I first saw the cartoon in the 80s. What's not to love about transforming robots fighting a battle across the vastness of space? I especially loved the Dinobots, so when I heard they would appear in this movie, I was pretty excited.

Transformers 4: Age of Extinction is a 2 1/2 hour science fiction/action/monster movie based on the Hasbro toys from the 1980s. It is rated PG-13 for violence and language and is appropriate for teenagers and up.

The Good

Dinobots. I really like how the Dinobots were portrayed. The designs were definitely cool with a nice balance between the originals and the movie look.

Mythology. I really like how the Transformers mythology was further explored by hinting at their origins and setting up a sequel to find the "creators".

The Truth. We learn the truth of how the dinosaurs went extinct. And here you probably thought it was an asteroid. Nope. Invaders from space.

The Bad

Dinobots. I know, I included Dinobots in the The Good, so what the heck am I doing mentioning them again under The Bad? While they were really cool, they were not introduced until the end, they just appeared with the barest of explanation of where they came from, and they did little more than mindlessly battle the bad guys. There was no real development of the individual robots. This really cool concept was wasted and could have been so much more.

Pacing. This movie suffered from poor pacing. The first hour was a lot of slow exposition setting up the bad guys: evil big business conspiring with the corrupt government to make big profits while the White House sits clueless to what is going on (a very realistic portrayal); and the heroes: poor average citizens who have been kicked around in life. It was very cliched and boring. The next half hour introduces the new bit of mythology, which was really entertaining. The last hour was a series of four action scenes that eventually result in the good guys triumphing over the bad guys.

Action. All four action scenes felt the same length and level of intensity. The movie felt really long, and the director could have easily cut out two of them since all four were pretty superfluous and led no where until the very end. After watching the last three movies, this brought nothing new in terms of special effects.

Characters. Just like the 50s flicks this reminded me of, the characters were very shallow, cliched, and uninteresting and all of them over act. I feel like I've seen the poor struggling father and the daughter trying to escape and start a life of her own with her secret boyfriend waaaaaay too many times. And the evil businessman conspiring with corrupt government? I just need to turn on the news to see that. Couldn't they have come up with something a little more original or creative? I mean, seriously, we're talking about giant transforming robots and dinosaurs--how do you mess THAT up?

What I Would Like to Have Seen

I wish they would have spent more time on the Dinobots and shown a more interesting origin for them than mere prisoners on a ship. They could have connected it to the opening scene when the dinosaurs were wiped out.

Overall

This movie is a typical Michael Bay film with over-the-top visuals and so much intense action it becomes boring. Overall the movie was entertaining and worth watching once. I like the new additions to the mythology and hope they explore those in the next movie. I give it a 3 out of 5 boxes of popcorn.